green day’s next project
this is still the best thing on the internet
reality of the situation
Only sometimes, but yeah, I’ve been there, too.
“We need you to be here waiting for us, hopefully living in this house with your future bride. [What future bride?] The girl.”
Bill Hader for GQ, May 2013
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.