March 2012
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I dream of a world where a girl can eat a Nature Valley bar without crumbs in her boobs thereafter.
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theconsultingbitch:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
This episode, is one of the best episodes of anything ever
Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...
– I wish I could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. The flip side would say FUCK YOU. (via beatricebaudelaires)
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darren-criss:
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
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February 2012
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via goldentulips)
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and here we have live footage of a gay in its natural habitat
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance and make yaoi
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mosby:
sam evans i’m coach roz washington, and you are one strange looking kid i’ve never seen lips like that on a white child and one of your nipples is higher than the other i bet you had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples well i know a thing or two about overcoming when i was growing up they said that black folks couldn’t swim but i had a dream that one day i would get to the...
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
kurtcanpayblainesbills:
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felisaugustus:
IT DOESN’T STOP
I KEEP LAUGHING AND IT DOESN’T STOP
“He called me Melon”
WHATS WITH THE MELONS OMG
xD I cant stop laughing! Seriously, I’m getting funny looks from people
“Ron Got A Yelling Email.”
MELONS OMFG
She is stoned
IM...
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
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bethmai:
at least Glee is keeping Matty Fresh from tainting the movie industry
He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via catsux)
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays